I like the way you espresso yourself.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Your treat or mine?
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
....
....
Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
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