You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
You're hotter than a data center!
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
Nice life preservers.
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
I’m looking for my soulmate. Do you think you could Aiden my search?
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
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