As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Girl you are rocking this run.
Are you a model?
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
What is your favorite yoga pose?
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Can you drive my car?
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
I really caribou-t you.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
Your beauty is blinding.
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