My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
You look like my future ex wife.
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
Are you a red light because stop.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
You are one well-defined function!
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
I’d love to spend some time Matthew
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
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