Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
I think we're mint to be!
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
You must be the iceberg from Titanic and I'm the ship because tonight we're gonna smash.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Forget a trophy wife…. I’m looking for a Sophie wife
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
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