I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
Do you believe in love at first flight?
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
Would you like to share fire with me?
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
Do you squat here often?
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
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