Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
I want you. I knead you.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
I’d love to spend some time Matthew
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Let's Taco about love.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat