Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
Your mausoleum or mine?
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
You are one well-defined function!
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Are you a model?
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Love me do
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
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