You're like baseball: You make me all nervous
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
There’s snow one like you.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I think you're barbe-cute.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
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