My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
Baby you got the perfect route for me.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
You look good on your yoga mat.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
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