Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Belize let me hold you.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.