I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
You are my density!
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
Well I can’t Eli to you, you’re pretty cute
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you