I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Let's do lunge together
How about you and I form a binary system?
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
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