Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
Want to see the real coming attraction?
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
Wanna go out sometime? I think we’d have Avery fun time together
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
Is it hot in here - or is it just you?
I'd love to see you s'more.
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
Wow Avery, love the name. Makes sense since you are Avery beautiful girl.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
You are so right. And I am so left.
How about a kanga-root?
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
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