I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
How about a kanga-root?
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
Your name is insert name here?
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
You really flipturn me on.
I could never Passover you.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
I can't let it be until I get your number.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
I'm at my best during overtime.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
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