"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
I'll make love to you if you want me to.
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
I cannoli have eyes for you.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
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