Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
I'll make love to you if you want me to.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Please, please me
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
I really caribou-t you.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
You just caused a heat wave.
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
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