I Tour de Francy you.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
We are perfect balance for each other.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
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