I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
Forget a trophy wife…. I’m looking for a Sophie wife
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
You’re more special than relativity.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Nice life preservers.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Composers always score.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
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