I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
I want you for no raisin.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
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