Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
Can I hold your hand?
God was just showing off when he made you.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
"My cat doesn't like you."
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
You're my missing ingredient.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
How much will $20 get me?
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
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