I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
I bet you’re Ethan better in person
Wow, you drive me Davi
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
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