Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Let’s put our tulips together.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
I bet you’re really flexible.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Love me till ice cream.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
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