Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
I cannoli have eyes for you.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
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