You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Your pace or mine?
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
Life is better when we stick together.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
You're just my cup of tea!
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
How hot does your gas oven get?
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
I would give anything to be your personal item.
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
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