Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
I can score from multiple positions.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
You leave me Wonton more.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
You're my missing ingredient.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
Your fragrance lights up my life.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Can you drive my car?
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
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