You look a lot like my next victim.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Love me do
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
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