Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
Please, please me
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
I want you more than I want world peace.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
You have one compact set.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
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