Your treat or mine?
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Nathan compares to you
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
We are perfect balance for each other.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
Honestly, I really lilac you.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Here's to a big opening weekend.
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I can turn your software into hardware.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
I really like you. So does my wife.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
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