I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Namastay here or come home with me?
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
I really caribou-t you.
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
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