I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Wanna churn butter with me?
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Sit back and relax… I fix broken hearts.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
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