You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
Someone said you were looking for me.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
I want to stretch with you.
This sidewalk must be unsalted, because I just fell for you.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
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