If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
I really caribou-t you.
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Are you doctor recommended? Because I’d like to to get a Hailey dose
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
Your fragrance lights up my life.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
I can score from multiple positions.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
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