You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
In space, no one can hear us scream.
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
My fridge is hotter than you.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
You are my density!
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
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