Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Hey, mind if I take you out to dinner sometime? I don’t wanna go Nico-less
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
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