Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
I can be your travel pillow.
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
Haida there, gorgeous.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Girl you are rocking this run.
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
You have been running through my mind all day.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
I think we need to become better strangers.
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
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