Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
I could never Passover you.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
You had me at taco.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
I would love to show you first class.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Hello Boo-tiful.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
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