Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
You look good on your yoga mat.
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
There’s snow one like you.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
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