You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
We're donion rings.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.
You are my raisin to smile.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
How about a kanga-root?
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
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