Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
Your pace or mine?
You're just my cup of tea!
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
I dreamt about you. You died.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
It's always a first class trip with me.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I would love to show you first class.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
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