Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
I could never Passover you.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
I think my heart just lagged.
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
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