I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Nathan compares to you
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
I think my heart just lagged.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Want to lock our bikes together?
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
I’m soy into you.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
We could make such a beautiful library together.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Wanna see my world cup in action?
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
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