I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
So how many cats do you have?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
Wanna see my world cup in action?
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
You're such a TEAse.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
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