If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
We're donion rings.
Can’t Lucy how perfect a date with me could be?
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Want to go for a ride?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Can I hold your hand?
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
You are one well-defined function!
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
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