Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Someone said you were looking for me.
You had me at taco.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
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