You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Do you squat here often?
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
I’m soy into you.
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Want to become my new personal best?
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
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