"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Honey, you’re a slam dunk!
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
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