I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Sorry do you have a rope on you?
I got lost in your eyes and need help getting out
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Are you a red light because stop.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
You just caused a heat wave.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
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