You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
Your pace or mine?
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
You're such a TEAse.
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
I Ecuador you.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
How was Heaven when you left it?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
You make me want to Twist and Shout
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
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