Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
"It's not me, it's you!"
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
You make me want to Twist and Shout
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
So how many cats do you have?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
"You deserve better and so do I."
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Can I be your next varietal?
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
Except the direction I'm walking in.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
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