Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Honey, you’re a slam dunk!
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
If you were a baseball field could I hit a homerun.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
I came here looking for a little tail.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
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