If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
I could never Passover you.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Can I be one of the men in your box?
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
You're just my cup of tea!
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Do you need new shoes?
Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
You're such a TEAse.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!