Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
Are you Spotify? Cause I can listen to you all day.
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
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