You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
So … do you run here often?
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
You just caused a heat wave.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.