I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
I would give anything to be your personal item.
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
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