I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Can you drive my car?
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
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