If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
Nathan compares to you
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Are you a human? Just making sure.
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Nice asteroids.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
How was Heaven when you left it?
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
You should see what I can do with ice.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
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