Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
I'll make love to you if you want me to.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Wanna go out sometime? I think we’d have Avery fun time together
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
You really flipturn me on.
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
Your treat or mine?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
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