I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named McStunning.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
I heard you are a goalkeeper, can you keep me forever?
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
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