Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
I love all of your stratified layers!
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
All you need is MY love
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Let's do lunge together
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
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