Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
You make my heart skip a beet.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Are you Spotify? Cause I can listen to you all day.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
"My cat doesn't like you."
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
You had me at cello.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.