Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Except the direction I'm walking in.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
Know what? I dig you, really!
You are one well-defined function!
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
If you were here, Abby all over you
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
"You deserve better and so do I."
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
I came here looking for a little tail.
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
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