Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
I don't think you can diagnose me because there's no treatment for being madly in love.
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
I can't let it be until I get your number.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
You're hotter than a data center!
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.