Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
My love for you is like an marathon. It goes on and on.
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
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