I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
You sweep me off my feet!
When are you due back in heaven?
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
I'm at my best during overtime.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
You're the thought that counts!
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Well I can’t Eli to you, you’re pretty cute
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
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