Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you just made my heart melt
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
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