I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Hello Boo-tiful.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Love me till ice cream.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
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