I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you the opening night? Because you make me nervous.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Nathan compares to you
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
Sorry for not calling sooner, I was budy complaining to Spotify for not naming you the year's hottest single.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
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