If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
You look like my future ex wife.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
You set my heart bonfire.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
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