Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
I'm Havana dream about you.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
Can I be one of the men in your box?
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
I'd love to see you s'more.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
If you were here, Abby all over you
Are you doctor recommended? Because I’d like to to get a Hailey dose
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
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