Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
I really like you. So does my wife.
Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
I'm Havana dream about you.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Your beauty is blinding.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
Forget a trophy wife…. I’m looking for a Sophie wife
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
You leave me Wonton more.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
You’re sweeter than fructose.
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