I'll light your fire for you if you want!
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Namastay here or come home with me?
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
You had me at ruff.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
I can be your travel pillow.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
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