I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
Hello Boo-tiful.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
I came here looking for a little tail.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
Want to become my new personal best?
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
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