Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
In space, no one can hear us scream.
Are you a red light because stop.
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
Every function without you will always be void of love.
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
We should make like your parents and split.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
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