It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
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