I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
Here's to a big opening weekend.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
You dropped something. My jaw.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
So, is it my dugout or yours?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
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