Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
If you were here, Abby all over you
Hello Boo-tiful.
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
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