On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
You’re Isaacly my type
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
I think I glove you.
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
You must be Portuguese because I could Lisbon to that accent all night long.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
I can turn your software into hardware.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
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