Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
I Wanna Be Your Man
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
I really caribou-t you.
I would love to show you first class.
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
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