So, is it my dugout or yours?
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
Hello Boo-tiful.
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
I'd run miles just to be with you.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
You are the square to my root.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
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