This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
I can be your travel pillow.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
I'm at my best during overtime.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I really caribou-t you.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
Here's to a big opening weekend.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
My fridge is hotter than you.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
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