There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
If anyone says you’re a 10/10, they are lying, you’re an Ella-ven
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
You're the thought that counts!
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
It's always a first class trip with me.
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
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