Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Let's Taco about love.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
God was just showing off when he made you.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
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