Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
We should make like your parents and split.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Wow, you drive me Davi
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
Is it hot in here - or is it just you?
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
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