Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
If you had the same amount of money as your phone number, how much would that be?
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I Tour de Francy you.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be pretty cute
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
I’m soy into you.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
How about we get down to monkey business?
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
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