Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
I really caribou-t you.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
I want to stretch with you.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
You are one well-defined function!
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
In space, no one can hear us scream.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Your fragrance lights up my life.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
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