Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
I think we're mint to be!
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
We should make like your parents and split.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
Your fragrance lights up my life.
Life is better when we stick together.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
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