You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
You have been running through my mind all day.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
I can score from multiple positions.
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
You're spicier than Sriracha.
I feel like we're in tune
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
I would give anything to be your personal item.
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
You look good on your yoga mat.
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
I wonder if you can help me? I seem to be suffering from a lack of Vitamin U.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
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