Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
I must be a Snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
I’d love to spend some time Matthew
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
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