Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
I want to read you from cover to cover.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
You dropped something. My jaw.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
Sorry do you have a rope on you?
I got lost in your eyes and need help getting out
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
I came here looking for a little tail.
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