Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Give me your number so I can make the call.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
You're quite the catch, baby.
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Can you drive my car?
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
I'm Havana dream about you.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
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