I'll light your fire for you if you want!
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Hello there, how do you brew?
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
There’s snow one like you.
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
Hey beautiful! Your face is like a moon. Always glowing.
I’d be Madeline if I didn’t say I was dying to get to know you
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Sorry, I've lost my number.
May I get yours?
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
Sorry for not calling sooner, I was budy complaining to Spotify for not naming you the year's hottest single.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
My fridge is hotter than you.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
I know Benjamin Franklin.
I think you're barbe-cute.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?