Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
We should make like your parents and split.
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
Can I be one of the men in your box?
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
Let's do lunge together
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
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