Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Namastay here or come home with me?
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
If your heart was a prison, I would want to be sentenced to life.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
Girl you are rocking this run.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”