Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
I'm Havana dream about you.
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
I Tour de Francy you.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
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