Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Do you believe in love at first flight?
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
You look like my future ex wife.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
Girl you are rocking this run.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Let’s make like a banana and split.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Help! I need your number in my long-term memory.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
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