I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Wanna churn butter with me?
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
I’d love to spend some time Matthew
Did you know you look good in short pants?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
Let’s put our tulips together.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
Your treat or mine?
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
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