I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
I could never Elea-gnor someone so stunning as you
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Listen, I’ve got a couple important questions and I really need Samanthas
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I dreamt about you. You died.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
You know you're just like the sun, your beauty is blinding.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
I bet you’re really flexible.
God was just showing off when he made you.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
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