Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
You just caused a heat wave.
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
You are the object of my preposition.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
You’re Isaacly my type
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
Lettuce go on a long drive.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
I Tour de Francy you.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
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