Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
I Ecuador you.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
I think you're barbe-cute.
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
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