There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Can I claim your baggage?
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
You're my missing ingredient.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
I Tour de Francy you.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
I Wanna Be Your Man
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Namastay here or come home with me?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
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