Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Can I show you my yellow submarine?
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
Your fragrance lights up my life.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
You looked better when I was drunk.
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Please, please me
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
I bet you’re Ethan better in person
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
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