Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I like long runs on the beach.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
Can you drive my car?
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
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