Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
I Ecuador you.
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
Want to become my new personal best?
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
I'd love to see you s'more.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
Can I hold your hand?
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
I think you are just A-Cora-able
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
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