People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
Honey, you’re a slam dunk!
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Composers always score.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
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