You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
I now believe in Angels.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Can I be your next varietal?
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Please, please me
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
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