On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
You are one well-defined function!
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
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